May242012
straightedgejuggalo: Just to freak people out, this is the Goblin Shark. Yea, it’s a real shark. Don’t worry; it lives off the coast of Japan in extremely deep waters. Still, look what it can do… Have fun in your nightmares.

straightedgejuggalo:

Just to freak people out, this is the Goblin Shark. Yea, it’s a real shark.

Don’t worry; it lives off the coast of Japan in extremely deep waters.

Still, look what it can do…

Have fun in your nightmares.

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8PM
[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

rosiebeck:

This is the best video in existence. Your argument is invalid.

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May222012

I Come To You In Pieces: digatisdi: When I was in preschool there was this really weird system...

digatisdi:

When I was in preschool there was this really weird system of time-out where they’d put you in this giant plastic bucket sort of like this one:

And the rule was you couldn’t leave the bucket for ten minutes.

In case you didn’t know, I was what the teachers referred to as a…

I laughed, and thought about it some more and then laughed again. :P

May212012

Tumblr has changed me.

  • Someone in a show or movie yells.
  • Me: Rude.
  • Two characters show some type of interest in each other
  • Me: I SHIP IT!
  • I do something weird (which is normal to me)
  • Me: I regret nothing.
  • I get something that I like/love
  • Me: Me gusta
  • Something I can't comprehend happens
  • Me: I cannot even. I have lost the ability to can.
  • Something adorably cute happens
  • Me: ASKJKLGJOHFIOUEKJNLIIRFHLKJHAHFIOUEUIHLJAD
May202012

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May172012
cotexicu:

cotexicu:

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8PM

When you make a genius reference to one of your fandoms during casual conversation in real life, but no one understands it.

alwaysanoriginal:

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May122012

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May102012

superwholock-bitched:

OMG WAT?! XDDD

It’s so sad and simultaneously hilarious. D:

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May92012

mikey-way-galaxy:

mikey-way-galaxy:

isetmynarwhalsonfire:

we’re all like this weird combination of wade and sheen

With a dash of Vicky

And that vacuum that eats all the mother fucking food

(Source: cumberbunches-of-oats, via potaco)

May82012

grimapparitions:

consulting-author-who-waited:

hopelessfangirl:

Watsons can’t believe this shit.

(Wat)Son I am disappoint

WATCEPTIONx

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May72012

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11PM
ladymalchav: fuckyeahspookyshit: Coffins used to be built with holes in them, attached to six feet of copper tubing and a bell. The tubing would allow air for victims buried under the mistaken impression they were dead. In a certain small town Harold, the local gravedigger, upon hearing a bell one night, went to go see if it was children pretending to be spirits. Sometimes it was also the wind. This time, it wasn’t either. A voice from below begged and pleaded to be unburied. “Are you Sarah O’Bannon?” Harold asked. “Yes!” The muffled voice asserted. “You were born on September 17, 1827?” “Yes!” “The gravestone here says you died on February 20, 1857.” “No, I’m alive, it was a mistake! Dig me up, set me free!” “Sorry about this, ma’am,” Harold said, stepping on the bell to silence it and plugging up the copper tube with dirt.“But this is August. Whatever you are down there, you sure as hell ain’t alive no more, and you ain’t comin’ up.”

ladymalchav:

fuckyeahspookyshit:

Coffins used to be built with holes in them, attached to six feet of copper tubing and a bell. The tubing would allow air for victims buried under the mistaken impression they were dead. In a certain small town Harold, the local gravedigger, upon hearing a bell one night, went to go see if it was children pretending to be spirits. Sometimes it was also the wind. This time, it wasn’t either. A voice from below begged and pleaded to be unburied.

“Are you Sarah O’Bannon?” Harold asked.

“Yes!” The muffled voice asserted.

“You were born on September 17, 1827?”

“Yes!”

“The gravestone here says you died on February 20, 1857.”

“No, I’m alive, it was a mistake! Dig me up, set me free!”

“Sorry about this, ma’am,” Harold said, stepping on the bell to silence it and plugging up the copper tube with dirt.“But this is August. Whatever you are down there, you sure as hell ain’t alive no more, and you ain’t comin’ up.”

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May62012

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10PM

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